Danzig is broke!

Dear Diary,

As much as the royalties might have brought in, lately I have been a little broke. The bad economy is starting to take its effect of evil rockers.

The first thing to go were the chickens that were being sacrificed. It's not really the 7 chickens a week running around with no heads that really cost a lot, it was the chicken handler that I had to let go. Hernandez was a dear friend and I'm going to miss him. I hope he finds a job soon in these troubled times. His people skills were lacking--but man could he chop a chickens head off with maximum tribute to the dark overlords.

Second to go was the blood fountain in the bathroom. The "BF" as I calls it. For now it is just being turned off, not taken out. I just can't afford to bribe that doctor to steal blood for me anymore. Sigh.

To make extra money I applied for a job at the GOP but I haven't heard anything back yet. I can only hope I don't have to do anything drastic. Phong the goat herder is getting worried, and I don't blame him.

Danzig (is broke)

RNC loves Danzig.

Dear Diary,

Tonight I fell in love with someone. As usual my new love has 5 kids and one of those jock husbands. Why does this always happen to me? I hate jocks. No matter how big I get, they always kick my ass. Tonight I felt this perfect evil angel take my breathe away. Just as I thought I was ready to vote for McCain and got all comfy in my evil footie pajamas, I heard her speak. She said she opposed the "bridge to nowhere" and attacked Obama for having no executive experience (and McCain by implication.) ha!
That's what I call a maverick! But how can I get close to her? How can I work for the republicans....hmmmmmmm. This looks like a job for Danzig's alter ego Danzog!

Danzig (loves Sarah ( Sorry Sorsha...you were never there for me))

McCain's Voice Mail to Palin Leaked to Press

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Listen here ----------------- As many of you know I'm pretty pissed that Cheney isn't running for president but if this is the kinda crazy stuff we are in for, THEN count me in! I mean the guy already has Cain in his name so from an evil side he is already golden for me. But I want to see a little more evil before he gets my vote. I'm not asking for much....maybe drilling in Alaska or give no bid contracts to human trafficers, but no candidate is ever after the dark rocker vote and it's pissing me off. Although they do say God bless America all the time, they are never specific on which God......very crafty.... touché politics...touché.

Bangkok under state of emergency

Thailand's Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej has declared a state of emergency in the capital Bangkok, after clashes left at least one person dead.

Well I've been saying it for years. Ever since the last state of emergency in 9/30/06. Thailand is unstable and it's going to stay that way unless they put someone like me in charge. I say this coming too, because I kept getting phone calls "Danzig, what should we do? The people are getting out of control!" and they would listen and now one person is dead! One! Come on people, more people died from playing pool this weekend then in Thailand's state of emergency! Whats wrong with the world? A little perspective here.

Granted, that one dude that died is probably pretty upset and I'm sure according to him the State of emergency is justified, but really....really? This is what happens when you let China's stranglehold on other countries lighten.