Danzig Returns as Danzog.

I tried to stay away from this site but I received an email and it brought me back. The email was about refinancing my loan and it reminded me that I am doing this for the fans. For you, I want to spill my evil soul. So I will continue to explore the great and wild evil lurkings of my mind.

However, I don't want anyone to know its me because my fans will go nuts. So...The role of Danzig will be played by Danzog. Danzog will be my alter ego. Muah ah ahh. Keep your peepers open for Danzog will creep into the night and with dark stealth review movies, provide political commentary, and enlighten you about the coming pocalypse!

First announcement of the year:

Danzog would like to remind everyone that his.... friend Danzig will be at the Sweden Rock festival in Solvesborg Sweden. Purchase your tickets here. If you are in Sweden June 10th swing on by and I'll show you the back stage and I'll let you see all my cool stuff. Just shoot me an email and I'll send you some passes, but you have to tell everyone that we are friends and I am the most spooky cool friend you have. Everyone like me over there and I hate always going with my paid entourage.

Every since the VH1 show I feel like I need friends even more. Ooops I mentioned my new show. Silly me. Now you know whats been eating up all my time. Yes it's true I will become a TV star very soon. If you want to drag it out of me, Danzig will be on a show called "Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig". So you can guess what happens there. I made an evil pact with VH1 and I can't really talk about it too much. I can say I will be pretty awesome in it.

Danzog out.

RNC loves Danzig.

Dear Diary,

Tonight I fell in love with someone. As usual my new love has 5 kids and one of those jock husbands. Why does this always happen to me? I hate jocks. No matter how big I get, they always kick my ass. Tonight I felt this perfect evil angel take my breathe away. Just as I thought I was ready to vote for McCain and got all comfy in my evil footie pajamas, I heard her speak. She said she opposed the "bridge to nowhere" and attacked Obama for having no executive experience (and McCain by implication.) ha!
That's what I call a maverick! But how can I get close to her? How can I work for the republicans....hmmmmmmm. This looks like a job for Danzig's alter ego Danzog!

Danzig (loves Sarah ( Sorry Sorsha...you were never there for me))

Danzig at the DNC!

As many of you know my cable is out and all I have to watch is PBS. I hope every one learns from my mistake. Do NOT open gates to hell near your TIVo.
That is not what its made for and can cause some serious problems.

So as I watched Hillary go on on on about how the democrats are going to save the world from the evil republicans I couldn't help but wonder 2 things...

1) I could do this. and 2) How could I make that jumper look better.

First, I am already pretty comfortable in front of a crowd of people. I wondered what type of qualifications are needed to be a speaker at the DNC? I bet I could really get everyone in a frenzy. And my jokes wouldn't have anything to with "jumpers".

First thing this lady doesnt understand is I always have my shirt off. Perhaps if certain candidates would try this approach instead of the failed "jumper approach" she might have been talking tomorrow instead of today. Next thing I would is whip the microphone around in a way that says "DNC are you ready to rock!". And finally I would sing that cool song that actually steals the souls of people and then gives them back to other people! ha! I love that song. That always gets people in a rallying unity mood!

And second regarding the jumper...tear the sleeves, add some spike studs, and a big misfits patch on the back and she would be good to go.

Hmmmm. If I did run for president I would have to change my name.....something classy and elegant...like...like Danzog. Yes Ben Danzog