Health Care Tuesday

If health care had a day..... it would be Tuesday. Monday's are no good for business. I know everyone always puts things off to Monday. That is why they suck. There is way too much work to do.

You could say, "Hey Danzig! health care seems like a Wednesday thing to me." To you I would say "You are a fool." Wednesday is more like Republican scandal day. The middle of the week is a time when we stop and look around to notice where we are. It's hump day and that means 2 things. 1) on this hump we have a great perspective for the rest of the week. We can look back and we can look forward. 2) Hump should be reserved for scandal based on the name alone.

You might also say, "Hey big D! Thursday screams health care to me!" to you I would say "Don't call me big D." Then I would point out that after scandal day you should get some work done. And seeing that health care is never going to get done, this would be a perfect day to actually do something.

And of course Friday is the day you put everything else off till Monday.

So. here we are at HEALTH CARE TUESDAY!

UPDATE: Nothing is done!

The house democrats are thinking maybe we will push something through and lose lots of votes next year, but we are gonna think about for a while. Thats not news.
I wish one day the news would say. Nope. They didn't do anything today either and then I could back to being evil.

Danzig Returns as Danzog.

I tried to stay away from this site but I received an email and it brought me back. The email was about refinancing my loan and it reminded me that I am doing this for the fans. For you, I want to spill my evil soul. So I will continue to explore the great and wild evil lurkings of my mind.

However, I don't want anyone to know its me because my fans will go nuts. So...The role of Danzig will be played by Danzog. Danzog will be my alter ego. Muah ah ahh. Keep your peepers open for Danzog will creep into the night and with dark stealth review movies, provide political commentary, and enlighten you about the coming pocalypse!

First announcement of the year:

Danzog would like to remind everyone that his.... friend Danzig will be at the Sweden Rock festival in Solvesborg Sweden. Purchase your tickets here. If you are in Sweden June 10th swing on by and I'll show you the back stage and I'll let you see all my cool stuff. Just shoot me an email and I'll send you some passes, but you have to tell everyone that we are friends and I am the most spooky cool friend you have. Everyone like me over there and I hate always going with my paid entourage.

Every since the VH1 show I feel like I need friends even more. Ooops I mentioned my new show. Silly me. Now you know whats been eating up all my time. Yes it's true I will become a TV star very soon. If you want to drag it out of me, Danzig will be on a show called "Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig". So you can guess what happens there. I made an evil pact with VH1 and I can't really talk about it too much. I can say I will be pretty awesome in it.

Danzog out.

Danzig is broke!

Dear Diary,

As much as the royalties might have brought in, lately I have been a little broke. The bad economy is starting to take its effect of evil rockers.

The first thing to go were the chickens that were being sacrificed. It's not really the 7 chickens a week running around with no heads that really cost a lot, it was the chicken handler that I had to let go. Hernandez was a dear friend and I'm going to miss him. I hope he finds a job soon in these troubled times. His people skills were lacking--but man could he chop a chickens head off with maximum tribute to the dark overlords.

Second to go was the blood fountain in the bathroom. The "BF" as I calls it. For now it is just being turned off, not taken out. I just can't afford to bribe that doctor to steal blood for me anymore. Sigh.

To make extra money I applied for a job at the GOP but I haven't heard anything back yet. I can only hope I don't have to do anything drastic. Phong the goat herder is getting worried, and I don't blame him.

Danzig (is broke)

RNC loves Danzig.

Dear Diary,

Tonight I fell in love with someone. As usual my new love has 5 kids and one of those jock husbands. Why does this always happen to me? I hate jocks. No matter how big I get, they always kick my ass. Tonight I felt this perfect evil angel take my breathe away. Just as I thought I was ready to vote for McCain and got all comfy in my evil footie pajamas, I heard her speak. She said she opposed the "bridge to nowhere" and attacked Obama for having no executive experience (and McCain by implication.) ha!
That's what I call a maverick! But how can I get close to her? How can I work for the republicans....hmmmmmmm. This looks like a job for Danzig's alter ego Danzog!

Danzig (loves Sarah ( Sorry Sorsha...you were never there for me))

McCain's Voice Mail to Palin Leaked to Press

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Listen here ----------------- As many of you know I'm pretty pissed that Cheney isn't running for president but if this is the kinda crazy stuff we are in for, THEN count me in! I mean the guy already has Cain in his name so from an evil side he is already golden for me. But I want to see a little more evil before he gets my vote. I'm not asking for much....maybe drilling in Alaska or give no bid contracts to human trafficers, but no candidate is ever after the dark rocker vote and it's pissing me off. Although they do say God bless America all the time, they are never specific on which God......very crafty.... touché politics...touché.

Bangkok under state of emergency

Thailand's Prime Minister Samak Sundaravej has declared a state of emergency in the capital Bangkok, after clashes left at least one person dead.

Well I've been saying it for years. Ever since the last state of emergency in 9/30/06. Thailand is unstable and it's going to stay that way unless they put someone like me in charge. I say this coming too, because I kept getting phone calls "Danzig, what should we do? The people are getting out of control!" and they would listen and now one person is dead! One! Come on people, more people died from playing pool this weekend then in Thailand's state of emergency! Whats wrong with the world? A little perspective here.

Granted, that one dude that died is probably pretty upset and I'm sure according to him the State of emergency is justified, but really....really? This is what happens when you let China's stranglehold on other countries lighten.

Danzig at the DNC!

As many of you know my cable is out and all I have to watch is PBS. I hope every one learns from my mistake. Do NOT open gates to hell near your TIVo.
That is not what its made for and can cause some serious problems.

So as I watched Hillary go on on on about how the democrats are going to save the world from the evil republicans I couldn't help but wonder 2 things...

1) I could do this. and 2) How could I make that jumper look better.

First, I am already pretty comfortable in front of a crowd of people. I wondered what type of qualifications are needed to be a speaker at the DNC? I bet I could really get everyone in a frenzy. And my jokes wouldn't have anything to with "jumpers".

First thing this lady doesnt understand is I always have my shirt off. Perhaps if certain candidates would try this approach instead of the failed "jumper approach" she might have been talking tomorrow instead of today. Next thing I would is whip the microphone around in a way that says "DNC are you ready to rock!". And finally I would sing that cool song that actually steals the souls of people and then gives them back to other people! ha! I love that song. That always gets people in a rallying unity mood!

And second regarding the jumper...tear the sleeves, add some spike studs, and a big misfits patch on the back and she would be good to go.

Hmmmm. If I did run for president I would have to change my name.....something classy and elegant...like...like Danzog. Yes Ben Danzog