Health Care Tuesday

If health care had a day..... it would be Tuesday. Monday's are no good for business. I know everyone always puts things off to Monday. That is why they suck. There is way too much work to do.

You could say, "Hey Danzig! health care seems like a Wednesday thing to me." To you I would say "You are a fool." Wednesday is more like Republican scandal day. The middle of the week is a time when we stop and look around to notice where we are. It's hump day and that means 2 things. 1) on this hump we have a great perspective for the rest of the week. We can look back and we can look forward. 2) Hump should be reserved for scandal based on the name alone.

You might also say, "Hey big D! Thursday screams health care to me!" to you I would say "Don't call me big D." Then I would point out that after scandal day you should get some work done. And seeing that health care is never going to get done, this would be a perfect day to actually do something.

And of course Friday is the day you put everything else off till Monday.

So. here we are at HEALTH CARE TUESDAY!

UPDATE: Nothing is done!

The house democrats are thinking maybe we will push something through and lose lots of votes next year, but we are gonna think about for a while. Thats not news.
I wish one day the news would say. Nope. They didn't do anything today either and then I could back to being evil.