Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Health Care Tuesday

If health care had a day..... it would be Tuesday. Monday's are no good for business. I know everyone always puts things off to Monday. That is why they suck. There is way too much work to do.

You could say, "Hey Danzig! health care seems like a Wednesday thing to me." To you I would say "You are a fool." Wednesday is more like Republican scandal day. The middle of the week is a time when we stop and look around to notice where we are. It's hump day and that means 2 things. 1) on this hump we have a great perspective for the rest of the week. We can look back and we can look forward. 2) Hump should be reserved for scandal based on the name alone.

You might also say, "Hey big D! Thursday screams health care to me!" to you I would say "Don't call me big D." Then I would point out that after scandal day you should get some work done. And seeing that health care is never going to get done, this would be a perfect day to actually do something.

And of course Friday is the day you put everything else off till Monday.

So. here we are at HEALTH CARE TUESDAY!

UPDATE: Nothing is done!

The house democrats are thinking maybe we will push something through and lose lots of votes next year, but we are gonna think about for a while. Thats not news.
I wish one day the news would say. Nope. They didn't do anything today either and then I could back to being evil.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Danzig Returns as Danzog.

I tried to stay away from this site but I received an email and it brought me back. The email was about refinancing my loan and it reminded me that I am doing this for the fans. For you, I want to spill my evil soul. So I will continue to explore the great and wild evil lurkings of my mind.

However, I don't want anyone to know its me because my fans will go nuts. So...The role of Danzig will be played by Danzog. Danzog will be my alter ego. Muah ah ahh. Keep your peepers open for Danzog will creep into the night and with dark stealth review movies, provide political commentary, and enlighten you about the coming pocalypse!

First announcement of the year:

Danzog would like to remind everyone that his.... friend Danzig will be at the Sweden Rock festival in Solvesborg Sweden. Purchase your tickets here. If you are in Sweden June 10th swing on by and I'll show you the back stage and I'll let you see all my cool stuff. Just shoot me an email and I'll send you some passes, but you have to tell everyone that we are friends and I am the most spooky cool friend you have. Everyone like me over there and I hate always going with my paid entourage.

Every since the VH1 show I feel like I need friends even more. Ooops I mentioned my new show. Silly me. Now you know whats been eating up all my time. Yes it's true I will become a TV star very soon. If you want to drag it out of me, Danzig will be on a show called "Rock of Love: Bride of Satan with Glenn Danzig". So you can guess what happens there. I made an evil pact with VH1 and I can't really talk about it too much. I can say I will be pretty awesome in it.

Danzog out.
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