As many of you know my cable is out and all I have to watch is PBS. I hope every one learns from my mistake. Do NOT open gates to hell near your TIVo.That is not what its made for and can cause some serious problems.
So as I watched Hillary go on on on about how the democrats are going to save the world from the evil republicans I couldn't help but wonder 2 things...
1) I could do this. and 2) How could I make that jumper look better.
First, I am already pretty comfortable in front of a crowd of people. I wondered what type of qualifications are needed to be a speaker at the DNC? I bet I could really get everyone in a frenzy. And my jokes wouldn't have anything to with "jumpers".
First thing this lady doesnt understand is I always have my shirt off. Perhaps if certain candidates would try this approach instead of the failed "jumper approach" she might have been talking tomorrow instead of today. Next thing I would is whip the microphone around in a way that says "DNC are you ready to rock!". And finally I would sing that cool song that actually steals the souls of people and then gives them back to other people! ha! I love that song. That always gets people in a rallying unity mood!
And second regarding the jumper...tear the sleeves, add some spike studs, and a big misfits patch on the back and she would be good to go.
Hmmmm. If I did run for president I would have to change my name.....something classy and elegant...like...like Danzog. Yes Ben Danzog
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